Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen
funniest disney history facts i can think of atm
- literally EVERYBODY thought the lion king was gonna flop and pocahontas would be their greatest movie ever made. people begged to ditch lion king and work on pocahontas.
- the reason robin hood ends so abruptly is that there was an actual ending planned and storyboarded but the crew spent too long arguing about everyone’s fursonas to finish animating it
- madam mim was way less comedic in the original book but because her character was too similar to maleficent (who was in their latest film at the time), the sword and the stone crew decided to differentiate her by making her fucking hilarious
- when making a goofy movie, jeffrey katzenberg (studio chairman at the time) told bill farmer to give goofy “a normal voice.” farmer, who had been voicing goofy for eight years at that point, including in the goof troop show that a goofy movie was a sequel to, was very confused. after making an attempt they decided to scrap that note completely.
- as of march 2023, farmer is still voicing goofy, and tony anselmo has been voicing donald since 1986. the 2017 reboot of ducktales, which was slated as “wanting to do for donald what goofy movie did for goofy,” featured both actors as those characters; they had also been doing the voices for the original ducktales and goof troop/goofy movie. all the times goofy and donald interact in the 2017 ducktales however, donald was voiced by guest star don cheadle as a joke
- current voice of mickey mouse bret iwan has stated that he has attempted to play kingdom hearts and did not do well
- disneyland’s current world of color halloween overlay features a plot that is basically “the disney villains simultaneously adopt a goth kid” and i love it
- people will make jokes about “well math says that the beast would’ve been 11 when he was cursed” well that was actually the original intent, but a flashback scene of baby beast was scrapped because he looked “too much like eddie munster”
- when disney sent a representative to pixar to check on toy story production, she was like “this is all great! what style of music are you thinking” and they were like “for what” “for the songs” “we uh. we weren’t gonna have. any songs” and she went dead silent and then went “i have to make a call” and left the room
- saludos amigos and the three caballeros were made as ww2 propaganda. the government commissioned disney to make movies to make latin america like them so that they wouldnt side with the nazis and provide them an in to invade, and latin america really liked donald duck so
- saludos amigos was apparently the first time many usamericans realized that latin american people were like. people. film historian alfred charles richard jr said that the film “did more to cement a community of interest between peoples of the americas in a few months than the state department had in fifty years”
- while latin america generally liked both films, chilean cartoonist rené rios boettiger fucking hated the chilean segment of saludos amigos, seeing the main character of pedro the plane as a weakass bitch, so in response he created condorito, the most popular comic character in all of latin america
- disney wanted to adapt ts eliot’s old possum’s book of practical cats. his widow adamantly refused, and then sold the rights to andrew lloyd webber bc he wanted to make it sexy and she said “tom would’ve liked that”
- in case you haven’t seen the defunctland, walt disney wanted epcot to be a futuristic utopia where he was basically the dictator. then he died so they just made it another theme park
- speaking of defunctland the first defunctland video was on disneyworld’s alien attraction and please watch it. please it’s so funny
- after the huge failure of the black cauldron disney was going to shut down its animation department. the department tried to convince them to keep them alive by showing them the one scene they had finished for the next movie– the mouse burlesque from the great mouse detective. it worked
- the only attraction the black cauldron ever got was in tokyo disneyland where they put a tour under cinderella’s castle where everyone had to escape the disney villains trying to kill them, only to end at the horned king and the cauldron, who would try to sacrifice them to satan. this tour was popular but was closed in the early 2000s as the tunnels didn’t fit earthquake regulations and i want it in disneyworld so bad
- walt disney once referred to his unionizing workers, led by goofy’s creator art babbitt, as “commie sons of bitches,” and i want a mickey build-a-bear that calls me a commie son-of-a-bitch whenever i squeeze its paw
disney wanted to adapt ts eliot’s old possum’s book of practical cats. his widow adamantly refused, and then sold the rights to andrew lloyd webber bc he wanted to make it sexy and she said “tom would’ve liked that”
Fucking legendary.
music to my earssssss
this is for the people who don’t believe that sharing videos and tweets is doing anything we NEED people to see that there are very real consequences for fake reporting we NEED them to know that they are neither welcome nor save among the people in solidarity with Palestine
Polar vortex tiddys.
official boob post
i missed the chance to say big natural disaster
somebody revoke my license
big natural titsaster
and here's your annual reminder that jack-o'-lanterns were a tradition irish immigrants brought to the u.s., where (widely available) pumpkins fell into use over turnips & other root vegetables
(personally i regret this switch, as it means many of us missed the opportunity to grow up seasonally surrounded by friendly faces like these:
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Chapter 2: without fists
Summary:
Kim tilts his chin back and stares up at him defiantly. He feels small and weak in front of Chan – he always does – but he also feels like… he feels like he kind of has the upper hand now, because he got under Chan’s skin, because he knows something about Chan that could ruin him. And because at least part of Chan wants him, or, wants his body, if nothing more, and that makes Kim powerful.
sniggerwarning asked:
One Headcanon for me please🤲
snickerdoodlles answered:
🥰❤️.
some time post-canon, after Chay’s escaped the compound and made up with Kim and started to actually get on with Kinn and ideally Korn is dead, Chay bullies Porsche by giving Kinn gifts.
how is this bullying Porsche? well, for starters Kinn is UNBEARABLY cute about it, Kinn is SO excited he and Chay are BONDING, they are GETTING ALONG, he’s getting a good grade in in-laws!!!! Porsche loves him, loves Chay, and is so beyond fond for his ridiculous puppy of man. this is not the bullying part.
the bullying part is that Chay gets Kinn exclusively kitsch gifts. like these spreadsheet bedsheets. a tearaway daily calendar full of terrible puns. uncustomized customizable business shirts, like these but he leaves the placeholder text as is:
Kinn is unironically DELIGHTED by all of these. he uses and wears all of Chay’s gifts with PRIDE. he has and is THE BEST IN-LAW. Porsche is learning he’s committed to a DORK (well, he already knew this but. still). he loves that Kinn is happy. he loves that Kinn and Chay are getting along. he also now has to sleep in literal spreadsheets that are a third of Kinn’s usual thread count and that Kinn insists doesn’t itch him but he’s far too restless at night for Porsche to believe him.
- Pete: I don’t see what the problem is here. just fuck nasty enough you have to throw them out afterwards.
- Porsche: do you have ANY idea how good Kinn’s cleaners are after all this time?
- Pete: cowards talk.
- Porsche: ……I hate you.
- Pete: *blows kiss into the receiver*
#cherry on top is the porschepete convo that is exactly how that would go @vegasandhishedgehog
Porsche and Pete are the ultimate besties combo because they call and tell each other EVERYTHING-everything like two girls in a movie sleepover, much to Kinn and Vegas's mortification. but even better is they ALSO give each other advice every time, which is hilarious because their approaches to solving problems are so different they're basically polar opposites;
Porsche: communication before sex, though sex can also serve as communication if that's how you roll. he's great for talking out problems and giving lots of support, but honestly he's totally useless when it comes to specific advice. world's most enthusiastic thumbs-up and world's worst buddha rolled into one, go to a proper temple if you want guidance and go Yok if you want wisdom please.
Pete: if you can't fuck away your problem, you're not doing it right. fights are the start and/or fuel of some spectacular sex where you dazzle each other until the problem is forgotten. gives shockingly great advice for a guy who pretended he had zero problems until they resulted him quitting his job for the guy who just shot up his workplace in the middle of the gunfight. he wants to hear all the gossip and drama obviously, but for some reason people then ask him for advice afterwards. you'd think they'd know better by now.
these two call each other constantly and are somehow still shocked when the other gives them terrible advice three years down the line. i love them with my full heart and soul. ❤
Pete suggests increasingly outrageous sex acts for Porsche to try to permanently ruin those sheets. It doesn't work, and unfortunately just results in them spending even more time in those sheets.
Real question is, since Chay is trolling Porsche by giving Kinn dorky gifts, what does Porsche gift to Kim to return the favor?
#cherry on top is the porschepete convo that is exactly how that would go @vegasandhishedgehog
Porsche and Pete are the ultimate besties combo because they call and tell each other EVERYTHING-everything like two girls in a movie sleepover, much to Kinn and Vegas's mortification. but even better is they ALSO give each other advice every time, which is hilarious because their approaches to solving problems are so different they're basically polar opposites;
Porsche: communication before sex, though sex can also serve as communication if that's how you roll. he's great for talking out problems and giving lots of support, but honestly he's totally useless when it comes to specific advice. world's most enthusiastic thumbs-up and world's worst buddha rolled into one, go to a proper temple if you want guidance and go Yok if you want wisdom please.
Pete: if you can't fuck away your problem, you're not doing it right. fights are the start and/or fuel of some spectacular sex where you dazzle each other until the problem is forgotten. gives shockingly great advice for a guy who pretended he had zero problems until they resulted him quitting his job for the guy who just shot up his workplace in the middle of the gunfight. he wants to hear all the gossip and drama obviously, but for some reason people then ask him for advice afterwards. you'd think they'd know better by now.
these two call each other constantly and are somehow still shocked when the other gives them terrible advice three years down the line. i love them with my full heart and soul. ❤
Pete suggests increasingly outrageous sex acts for Porsche to try to permanently ruin those sheets. It doesn't work, and unfortunately just results in them spending even more time in those sheets.
Real question is, since Chay is trolling Porsche by giving Kinn dorky gifts, what does Porsche gift to Kim to return the favor?Porsche has a lot of enthusiasm and a lot of love but zero clue what to do for presents. Thank god Kinn loves sex because then Porsche can just stick to that and run to Yok for help when he needs to think of the rare extra special present. Chay mostly just gets practical stuff or snacks, but Porsche also keeps trying to spoil him all the other days so Chay really just wants Porsche to hang out with him on his birthday and such.
all of this to say: Porsche tries to retaliate with fruit baskets that mostly just confuse Kim for a month before he realizes he can just nab Kim for gym time whenever he feels like ruining* Chay's evening plans.
*a relative term. Chay had a surprise date night planned, HIA, but also Kim sweaty and flexing in tanks with large armhole cutouts... 👀 shame... 👀👀👀
Sex as a post-workout cool-down. I'm not sure who would make that argument but at least would of them would.
Kinn and Porsche have been desecrating the compound gym with "post-workout cool-downs" since forever.
Chay pushed Kim against the wall with that argument, Kim said "that's not how it works???" and melted like wet tissue under Chay's tongue.
